yonmei

09:14 am: We're working very hard to be the avant garde
As Google reminds me it's Igor Stravinsky's birthday: Janis Ian.



Tags: random stuff

02:55 pm: Weird things I have never thought would be true
1. Mulder/Scully still works for me better than Mulder/Krycek. (Not better than Mulder/Skinner, are you mad?)
2. I like listening to music.
3. I have long hair. I mean, it's long enough to catch together in the back as a ponytail. Not a very long ponytail. Still.
4. I sometimes drink black coffee.
5. jekesta has corrupted me. I want to read A-Team slashfic. Only I don't want any one pairing, I want teamfic. They don't actually all have to have sex with each other, at least not all at once, but I want fanfic in which they do silly missions and such and no one actually gets shot, just like usual, but with Hannibal giving comforting handjobs to BA and calling him "sergeant" and BA going down on Murdock when Murdock is freaking out, and Face going down on everyone at the slightest indication that they're interested. And none of them ever actually talk about it, though sometimes Face wants to, but BA just glowers and Hannibal slaps in him on the shoulder and tells him not to worry and Murdock goes off on long rambling discursive comments about how people think of themselves and he's always wanted to have a puppy. Or, you know, anything like that. But definitely no pairings. And I can't see them having an orgy. I suppose I could see them like I see SG1, a team who have exogamous relationships but who are closer to each other than anyone outside the team, but I think that's too sane and normal and well-organised for the A-Team.

Tags: hair hair hair, random stuff, slash slash slashity slash

09:45 pm: At home...
I am sort of watching Gordon Ramsay beating up a bunch of crappy American restaurant staff in a series called Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA.

It is really peculiar. The Americans seem to know Gordon Ramsay is a famous chef, but have no idea that what he is famous for is swearing up a storm, being hideously rude, and serving tasty meat to total strangers. (I have never seen Gordon Ramsay do a vegetarian meal. Has he?)

It's sort of spooky. So is the American voice-over, explaining everything. Also, the restaurant owner looks like an abusive husband, what with the way he'd got his wife trained not to ask about how he owed quarter of million.

Mainly I am lying with my back solidly propped up, processing photos.

Gordon Ramsay giving terribly unsweary pep-talks to Americans is totally fucking weird. The other people in the restaurant seem to be allowed to swear, at least the restaurant manager and the cook were both cursing away, but Gordon Ramsay - hand curled in front of his mouth, perhaps to remind himself that he wasn't allowed to swear at them - was completely terribly awfully improbably clean-mouthed.

PS Ironically, today I cooked what on sober reflection may have been the worst lunch I ever cooked for anyone anywhere, which is kind of sad, really.
If I stay awake, there's a programme about Johnny Cash on next.

Tags: johnny cash, random stuff, sometimes i write about food

06:43 pm: Spooky, ooo...
Play once and return here

( What happens )

Tags: cool things people do with software, numbers are fun, random stuff, silly computer games, weird stuff