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November 23rd, 2007

02:22 pm: Starship Troopers - review (only 10 years late)
I missed Starship Troopers when it came out, because it sounded like the kind of bug-ugly movie I prefer to ignore. But I've read the book, and read Joe Haldeman's fictional reversal of the book, and I spotted it on the shelf at The Forest, and thought, in a guilt-free way, I can pick it up, watch it, and return it.

So I did.

What most of the reviews miss (all the ones I've read so far, except those written by SF fans for fans) is that the movie itself is a conscious narrative. It takes the events of Heinlein's novel, more or less, and condenses them into a military recruitment film for the Federation described in Heinlein's novel. That recruitment film is the movie Starship Troopers.

You get hints at this at the beginning, and it's definitely spelled out by the voiceover at the end. Too, if you know Heinlein's novel, you can see the changes the Federation made: Juan Rico's name was kept but he was cast as six-foot-plus soldier type, who barely says an unpatriotic word. (In fact, all of the male soldiers are big-and-hunky-and-handsome, and all of the female soldiers are small-cute-busty. Of course they are: the Federation, making a propaganda movie, isn't going to cast realistic soldiers in the roles.) Ther are clues all through the film - clips from news programmes, the constantly re-iterated "Do you want to know more?" that should hint you're not watching the usual kind of movie.

It is hard to explain, but obvious once you see it - if you see it from beginning to end, and if your mind is open to the idea.

But not one of the professional movie critics I read saw it (or if they did, were not prepared to go out on a limb and say they'd seen it). Given they're writing to an audience that finds The Truman Show a difficult movie to follow, and Bladerunner impossible unless Harrison Ford is telling them what they're seeing, is it a wonder? But then - were they meant to? At least one fannish critic (who, I can't remember now) said back then in a review I then didn't understand, that they thought the director was trying to have it both ways - do a blood-and-schlock movie that any gamesplayer would understand, like, and want to buy the videogame - with a narrative framing device that turns it into an ironic comment on the blood-and-patriotism thinking that's broadcast in the movie.

Kenneth Turan in the LA Times: "But it certainly is a jaw-dropping experience, so rigorously one-dimensional and free from even the pretense of intelligence it's hard not to be astonished and even mesmerized by what is on the screen." (The IMDB, however, does have a synopsis "In a sardonic use of war-effort propaganda vernacular, wholesome young Earth people are drafted by their government's media machine into a jingoistic invasion of a neighboring planetary system. Genocide is their response to the foreign life form's attempts at self-defense; the heroes' individuality is similarly wiped out as they are crushed by the grinding wheels of conformity. A love triangle, and the high school buddies' various paths toward violent glory and bloody tragedy, stitch together the tapestry of irony with grand-scale spectacle." - but this was written, most likely, by a fan ("rhinocerosfive-1") not by a pro critic.)

So what was going on? Did the critics just not spot it, or were they afraid to call it in case their readers didn't, or what?

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September 11th, 2006

11:13 pm: Road to 9/11: Letter to the BBC
I watched this "drama" with increasing bewilderment and annoyance, both yesterday and today, when the final part was broadcast.

As far as I can see, the BBC chose to broadcast a piece of Republican campaigning propaganda, which exonerates and honours President Bush, and denigrates President Clinton.

So far from being "based on" 9/11 Commission Report, it directly contradicts it in several places - in particular, the drama claims that Bush gave the order to shoot down a passenger plane before United 93 crashed, whereas the 9/11 Commission Report explicitly says that President Bush and Vice President Cheney did not *discuss* the shoot-down authority until almost two hours after the first hijacking and ten minutes after the last hijacked plane had crashed.

The *whole film* - all six hours of it - was packed with moments like that: dramatic "fictionalisations" - or, not to put too fine a point on it, outright lies - which made it look as if President Clinton had been spectacularly indecisive, and President Bush extremely decisive.

It is simply not acceptable for the BBC to show, on the fifth anniversary of a terrible tragedy, a six hour party political broadcast that makes political hay out of that very tragedy. No matter that the party for which it is broadcast is in another country: no matter that the disaster happened in another country.

It is disrespectful, and it shows the BBC as either gullible or biased. Didn't anyone at the BBC get a review copy and do fact-checking? If it was accepted for broadcast sight unseen, then that was a gullible mistake: if it was seen and the BBC decided to broadcast it anyway, that was an offense against the BBC's reputation for delivering unbiased news.

And the quick version )

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August 12th, 2006

10:13 pm: Just been to see Pirates of the Carribean
Well, that's three hours of my life (and £6.30) that I won't get back.

For anyone who hasn't seen it yet (probably no one at all, judging by the audience at the showing I was at: I think they were all second-time viewers) don't bother. You can rent it when it comes out on DVD, and you can skip virtually all of the first hour. That's certainly what I wish I'd done.

If you're seeing this on yonmeiongj feed, the spoiler cut is coming now. I almost feel I don't need to bother: (a) it was dreadful: (b) it was boring: (c) did I already say dreadful?

spoiler cut )

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January 21st, 2006

10:47 pm: Brokeback Mountain, again
[info]biascut asked on her journal: Do you think there's any chance that we could stop calling it the gay cowboy film and start calling it the bisexual cowboy film?

I posted a comment in response, which on reflection, I want to expand on here.

chock full of spoilers )

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08:27 pm: Sad but true
My two main accomplishments today were:

1. Not spending money on things I didn't actually need. Since I am already overdrawn and payday isn't till next Thursday, this was good. Since this meant not going to see Casablanca, which I've never seen in the cinema, this was bad. Still, Casablanca will be back, sometime when I'm not overdrawn.

2. Figuring out how to beat the Dubloon Disaster game on Neopets. (Which I will explain to anyone who really wants to know, I'm afraid. At least tonight. Probably tomorrow I'll be too embarrassed. I mean, Neopets.)

Neopets )

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January 18th, 2006

10:26 pm: Brokeback Mountain, a day later
I went to see Brokeback Mountain last night with [info]hfnuala. It is easily the most depressing film I've seen in a long, long time.

spoilers )

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January 3rd, 2006

11:52 pm: I've just been to see Narnia
And before I go to bed, there's just one thing I want to say )

PS: Don't you think Bush looks tired?

Pass it on.

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June 7th, 2005

12:10 am: Kingdom of Heaven
Spoilers )

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December 28th, 2004

11:44 am: Open Water
Met up with a couple of friends last night for mince pies that we didn't have on Christmas Eve, and watched Open Water. A very Christmassy movie, in the sense that it leaves you feeling that no matter what your problems are, they aren't nearly as bad as surfacing after a reef dive to find yourself alone in the middle of the open sea surrounded by sharks.

mild spoilers for the film )

mild speculation on human stupidity in stories )

mild TMI for my life )

Update: a hideously appropriate meme (hi, FearlessDiva!) )

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June 17th, 2004

11:51 pm: The Day After Tomorrow
...was, on one level, merely your classic bad-science disaster movie with inane plot. And there is truth to this description (see The Day After Tomorrow in 15 minutes).

but, spoilerific spoiler spoiler spoiler... )

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March 11th, 2003

02:00 pm: Daredevil
I went to Daredevil last night with [info]green_amber at the Stirfry. Suffice to say that the most exciting part of the evening, and that not in a good way, was when [info]green_amber lost track of which way to turn and we were searching Red carpark when she'd parked her car in Blue. [info]green_amber wearing her Supreme Commander Servalan coat, and myself in my Kerr Avon battered leather jacket, both of us wandering up and down neither wanting to be the first to say "You don't suppose someone's nicked it?"

As for the film, well. Random deaths of people we haven't seen long enough to care about. Nice effects of how Matt Murdock experiences the world. Tedious origins story. As ever, the villains have all the best lines.

Did like the fight between Elektra and Matt when they meet. In fact their whole first encounter scene, from the honey to the introduction, was completely excellent. The rest of it: not worth it.

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January 15th, 2003

12:02 am: ramblings on my birthday
What I did for my birthday.

I did not do a livejournal entry, the first time I've missed since Christmas Day.

Here's what I did do: ) On the whole, a good birthday. Thanks to all for their good wishes.

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