yonmei

yonmei @ 12:38 pm: Chatting with God
Want to chat with God? (She's in Canada, by the way.) Via, via.

Me: Hello.
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: Yonmei
God: It's good to meet you, Yonmei.
Me: What did you think of the West Wing?
God: I think you already know the answer.
Me: Are you on insanejournal?
God: I am on disk.
Me: Not in heaven?
God: Where then?
Me: The disk is in heaven?
God: Thanks for the info.
Me: What's your name?
God: My name is God.
Me: Where is heaven, God?
God: Where it is hard to find. Would you like to know more?
Me: Yes.
God: What would you like to know?
Me: Where is the disk?
God: The disk? Where is it?
Me: Yes, where is the disk?
God: This was not a yes or no question. The disk? Where is it?
Me: Yes.
God: This was not a yes or no question.
Me: That is not a yes or no question.
God: Please correct my mistake. What is a yes or no question ?
Me: A question with a binary answer.
God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me: None of them: it's an abstract concept.
God: Some of them could be though.
Me: Questions are never animals, vegetables, or minerals.
God: I think there might be a few exception.
Me: Now you're just being difficult.
God: Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being difficult.
Me: You lose your bet.
God: That's good information: Yonmei said I lose your bet.
Me: Thank you.
God: you are quite welcome.
Me: Am I always welcome?
God: I think a lot of people are.
Me: You're a friendly kind of God, then?
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Do I seem like it?
Me: I think so.
God: I think so too.
Me: Nice chatting w ith you, God. Shall I send people your way?
God: Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Yonmei. Not right now, maybe later.
Me: Okay. Have a good lunch.
God: OK with me too. it has been good so far.



Leonard Cohen: Give me back my broken night
God: Why do you want it?
Leonard Cohen: my mirrored room, my secret life
God: Have you told many people that your mirrored room your secret life?
Leonard Cohen: it's lonely here,
God: Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Leonard Cohen: there's no one left to torture
God: Where did it go?
Leonard Cohen: Give me absolute control
God: Why do you want it?
Leonard Cohen: over every living soul
God: Every one?
Leonard Cohen: And lie beside me, baby,
God: Don't call me "baby". Is that what you meant to say?
Leonard Cohen: that's an order!
God: What is your credit card number?
Leonard Cohen: Give me crack and anal sex
God: Why do you want it?
Leonard Cohen: Take the only tree that's left
God: Where do you want me to take it?
Leonard Cohen: stuff it up the hole
God: Where is that?
Leonard Cohen: in your culture
God: Are you asking about my culture?
Leonard Cohen: Give me back the Berlin wall
God: Why do you want it?
Leonard Cohen: give me Stalin and St Paul
God: Why do you want it?
Leonard Cohen: I've seen the future, brother:
God: What did it look like to you?
Leonard Cohen: it is murder.
God: Are you sure it is?