Chop and fry three onions: when they're soft, add a chopped head of broccoli.
Add salt, dried basil and marjoram.
Listen to brother snarling at parents in background. Stir onions and broccoli over a strong heat till they're just beginning to brown.
Drain and add the soaked peas, then about 2 litres of water and a couple of veggie stock cubes, and a dash of Worcester sauce. Reflect that it isn't veggie and decide not to mention that, because of the lack of other spices available.
Simmer for about 10-20 minutes while brother attempts to pick fights with everyone at table.
Swirl the stick blender about in the soup till smooth, and serve with good bread and cheese. Calm ensues.

